Feral Book Nerd - Racerback Tank

By request from those who like to live life on the edge, the Feral Book Nerd tank WITHOUT the sleeve early warning system (for obvious reasons)!

If you or someone you know have any of the following book related symptoms, it's okay - there is hope! If you or your loved one have experienced any of the following during reading-

1) Feral hissing

2) Unhinged facial expressions

3) Don't Look At Me I'm Reading face

4) Don't Talk To Me I'm Reading face

5) throwing objects closest at hand when their reading is interrupted

6) crying when its time to do chores/work/anything but reading

There is hope! We can't cure your loved one (or you) of this completely incurable situation, but we can recommend the protocol known as DontInteruptus, which includes the usage of this shirt to prevent unwanted and might we say, completely unhinged reactions from your infected loved one.

Side effects may include extended reading time; the desire to purchase more books; more or less the same amount of crying that would have happened anyway when your book nerd needs to participate in life; does not prevent death of favorite characters or cause book boyfriends/girlfriends to magically come to life and fall in love with you. 

Consider the DontInteruptus protocol (more commonly known as Feral Book Nerd) t-shirt for if you or your loved one today.

This tri-blend jersey tank top is super soft, has a relaxed fit, and a bit longer in length. The tri-blend fabric has great recovery and stretch and is pre-washed to prevent shrinking. Available adult Small - 2XL.