Feral Book Nerd t-shirt

If you or someone you know have any of the following book related symptoms, it's okay - there is hope! If you or your loved one have experienced any of the following during reading-

1) Feral hissing

2) Unhinged facial expressions

3) Don't Look At Me I'm Reading face

4) Don't Talk To Me I'm Reading face

5) throwing objects closest at hand when their reading is interrupted

6) crying when its time to do chores/work/anything but reading

There is hope! We can't cure your loved one (or you) of this completely incurable situation, but we can recommend the protocol known as DontInteruptus, which includes the usage of this shirt to prevent unwanted and might we say, completely unhinged reactions from your infected loved one.

Side effects may include extended reading time; the desire to purchase more books; more or less the same amount of crying that would have happened anyway when your book nerd needs to participate in life; does not prevent death of favorite characters or cause book boyfriends/girlfriends to magically come to life and fall in love with you. 

Consider the DontInteruptus protocol (more commonly known as Feral Book Nerd) t-shirt for if you or your loved one today.

New and Improved Warning System!

Each Dontinteruptus protocol t-shirt now comes lovingly crafted with a warning label on each right sleeve, warning of peril if your book nerd is interrupted.

Available now WITHOUT prescription, Adult XS - 4XL - no size book nerd or book goblin is found to be immune to Dontinteruptus.

Dontinteruptus protocol shirts are super soft and durable, to prevent your book goblin from having sensory issues. Each shirt is made on the Bella & canvas brand base shirt, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and classic fit. Dual side seams ensure better fit over time. Designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton, dyed and cut in the US (yay no tariffs!) Unmatched quality and socially, ethically and environmentally responsible production.